More lessons learned

Playtime today offered a few new glimpses of what Kindergarten life is like.

Or least an earful of what the teacher says during the day. It's funny how he likes to regurgitate what he's heard.

First, there was the description of the "Don't Bug Me" hat that the teacher wears. The kids are assigned to their various centers and can only disturb the teacher for one of three reasons: "Blood, broken bones or vomit." Yes, that's an exact quote.

Then, there was my son's latest jumping game, where he likes to jump and see how far he can jump and if I can catch him. He usually does this from a slightly elevated position, such as from the couch or from the lower ledge of the fireplace.
After the first jump, he told me: "Now, we'll do something different so that you don't get bored."

Finally, at storytime, my boy brought out his little crew of stuffed animals and had them neatly arranged on the bed in front of the book of the night.
"Now, everyone, please sit down nicely and pay attention."