Commentary

One of the chores that I can't stand doing is washing my car.
Not that I like having a dirty car, mind you, but I just don't like cleaning it myself.
So I regularly bring in my car to have the full service car wash. I always feel really lazy and bourgeois when I do it, but I won't do it myself.

On Friday, I brought the car in and instead of getting the lemon air freshener that I normally get, I chose vanilla.

The next day, my son hops into the car and gets a whiff of the new scent.

His response: "Mom, your car smells like it has fortune cookies all over the place."